"And I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow."

"Mr. Busey?"

Washington, DC. Mayor Marion Barry announced he is leaving politics to pursue full-time drug use in the private sector.

"..Ahh, Jack...that's; "Ask NOT what America can do for you..."

"What do you wanna do?"
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?"
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?"

IRS COMMISSIONER ROSSETTI

"Sometimes, IRS agents would take a very thin wire, about this long, and sneak up behind tax evaders and kill them."

"I'll give you 25,000 for the Wookie."

After mistakenly wandering out of the men's room with soap in his eyes, Gohar tugged on Teta's robe to dispense a towel.