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"MILK...it covers my real moustache."
"Coke, Pepsi - bad! Human misery and Nuclear Arms - good!"
Well, we now know exactly when Hell will freeze over.
Two Amish men have been accused of buying cocaine from a gang. People became suspicious when the guys suddenly wanted to be referred to as Puff Buggy and 2-Pac Jebediah. And their wives...gosh, I hope they're okay because there's nothing sadder than an Amish coke whore.
Cubby knew that when he was bad, his wife would make him stand in a refrigerator box to think about what he did.
HERE ARE SOME SIGNS THAT SUPERMAN MAY BE GETTING OLD: Can barely see through aluminum foil. Gets disoriented and changes costume inside Photo-Mat. Faster than a speeding bullet...in bed. Fought Lex Luther and broke a hip. Kryptonite now helpful for prostate. Needs hand-boost from Jimmy Olsen to fly. Super-hearing reduced to annoying ringing in left ear. More powerful than Katharine Hepburn. Costume needs to be let out. Too tired to save Metropolis.
Although her heart was in the right place, Sadima's aim was for shit . |
