Disturbing new evidence reveals that there was slave labor at "Biosphere".

Daniel Petrocelli, the victorious attorney in the O.J. civil trial, laughs and recalls how O.J. stabbed him in the arm with a knife after the jury's verdict.

"No, Secretary Albright, I believe it was that guy who squeezed your ass."

"God this guy's a dick."

The Scottish scientists who cloned Dolly the sheep have now created a sheep with a human gene. Now they have a sheep that wants to mount itself.

"Your erection is mighty, Grasshopper."

"Hi, I'm Julie. I'm the other girl who's going to get screwed-over at the academy.