"No Teddy, I...ah..don't need a ride home."

"So, did you cut it short on the top and long on the sides like I asked?"

Soon they will emerge as beautiful butterflies.

While staring at his once youthful image in wax form, Elvis contemplates a chicken fried steak.

"Nice ass."

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