"Cause I'm stuck inside a 'Pope-mobile' with the Memphis blues again."

Whoa, my penis slipped into your pants by mistake.

"Yeah, yeah...human rights..., let's go on the Pirates of the Caribbean."

Here we see all the Promise Keepers promising to clean out the garage when they get home.

Here is an exclusive cover shot from Hillary Clinton's follow-up book, " It Takes A Village Idiot".

"Hey, I'm a dick. What can I say?"

Patu prepares his famous dish, Blackened Patu.

A dentist fills Tony Robbins' cavity.