The Million-People-Who-Have-Nothing-Better-To-Do March was held in Washington D.C. this weekend.

New York Marathon runners collapse after being passed by the sweaty, French guy.

"No, no, Dr. Kevorkian! It's only an allergy!"

" Oh God! I just caught my reflection in the table!"

While trying to extinguish a smoldering ashtray, Ben inadvertently gave the signal for "attack".

Martha Stewart demonstrates the tasteful way to take a big dump.

North Korea's Wayne Newton.