A scene from the newly released, "The First Wive's Gun Club"

"Jesus says, 'Lift up your arms.' Jesus says, 'Wiggle your fingers.' 'Put down your arms.'...Ahhh,got you! I didn't say, 'Jesus says'..."

El Nino !!!

Elvis' pants have left the building.

Posing as a motorcycle cop, Igor, Dr. Frankenstein's assistant, realizes he's screwed up yet again with the transport of the brain.

A severe choke hold by a crazed, poolside attendant has destroyed the voice-over career of Casey Kasem.