Johnnie Cochran remembers when he first heard O.J.'s alibi

Gypsies from all over Europe joined in the crowd to attend a mass in honor of a gypsy's near sainthood. This is the first time a pope has taken a step to promote tolerance and understanding toward the nomadic group. Immediately following the ceremonial mass, the pope was quoted as saying, " Where's my wallet ?".

Black is back as witnessed at this year's "Baghdad Fashion "2000.

Chinese Dissident Wei Jingsheng Freed To U.S.

"Hold on, hold on, that's not all! So, then he says, 'Yeah, you're free but I'm sending you to Detroit.' Ha ha ha."

"Hey dad, I think I found mom."

The producers of "Barney" have entered the arena of legitimate theater with their compelling version of "Death Of A Salesman".

A Humor In The News investigation has discovered that when Paula Jones said the president's penis had " distinguishing characteristics", she was referring to some ugly, crooked, teeth marks.

A trailer park in Haines City, Florida was hit by a devastating twister, destroying nearly all the mobile homes. The total damage of the disaster was estimated at nearly six dollars.

During the holidays, an imprisoned puppeteer receives a conjugal visit.