July 29, 2008

"I cannot keep cleaning up like this. We need a smaller dog."

"You may now kiss the - the other dude..."

"My friends, I'll be honest with you. I can't keep up this charade anymore. They just put me up to this as a joke. We all know it's Obama for 08'."

"Don't spook the horse. He's really skittish."

"Okay, but as long as nobody's going to probe me in the ass."

DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES

"I'm not smiling. It's just stuck like this now."

"Yeah, fruit!.. You didn't forget to put the five chicken fried steaks under it like I asked, did you?"

"We're too old to do the Vulcan thing with our fingers."

"I've even begged to differ."

"Hey look. What a weird piece of work this one is."

McCain thinking: "Just keep nodding and smiling. Pretend to care what he's saying. Don't get angry..."

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