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by Chris Pina & Rick Overton
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July 29, 2008
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"I asked Senator Obama to go with me to the Middle East and Europe and debate the issues... But, apparently, he thought it better to talk to 200,000 Germans waving American flags - instead of visiting a Schmit's German sausage joint in Pennsylvania like I did... "
"... Bread, eggs, milk... Yes, I'll pick it up right after the Jihad..."
"...And this is going to get me respect in my village how?..."
"Douche-bag."
...And now introducing the new energy conductor - Vitr-Oil...!
President Bush smells his own brain-fart for the first time.
"Wait! I'm not done draining the youth and innocence out of this one!"
Chet wonders why women keep leaving him.
"Barack went to Israel and it's Afghanistan border to make political points."
"Start the car. They're not buying it anymore." |
