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by Chris Pina & Rick Overton
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June 13, 2009
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"Remember to shake, your Eminence."
The state of religion today.
The Flatlanders discover their first hill.
Sonia Sotomayor obviously favors her left leg, proving once and for all that she's a Socialist.
The Supreme Court has intervened in the Chrysler-Fiat merger and will make a decision on the sale as soon as they check with the showroom manager.
"I see the way you look at him. I exposed my arms as a warning, bitch."
"No bling, thanks."
PRESIDENT OBAMA SEEN IN PHOTO WITH MIDDLE
What more proof do you need, America?
A monument, shrouded in mystery - and the Sphinx.
"I like you much better. That asshole cowboy guy was as stupid as my Uncle Gilu, and he lost most of his brain in the Great War."
"Oh, you are zo zexy, Herr Obama. Would you rub my shoulders? They are zo tenze." |
